I asked you to be quiet, i'm concentrating!
'Hang on a mo' mum I'll play in a bit I've got to read these and make my plans - to TAKE OVER THE WORLD!'
And now, for my amazing levitating book trick!
Did I mention that I hate phonics?
I asked you to get these to the publishers yesterday mum...Jeeze, I'm a busy man
''Don't bother me now please, I've got some serious reading to do''
Shhh, it's book club tomorrow and I'm nowhere near finished.
I've read this one already!
Nowadays you've got to make an early start if you want to get into a good university.